Review: Zombies come alive in Jim Jarmusch’s ‘The Dead Don’t Die’
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Review: Zombies come alive in Jim Jarmusch’s ‘The Dead Don’t Die’

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    Bill Murray, left, Chloe Sevigny and Adam Driver star in the comedy “The Dead Don’t Die.”

“THE DEAD DON’T DIE”

** 1/2

(R, 1:45)

Six years ago, Jim Jarmusch made a movie about vampires. “Only Lovers Left Alive” was textured, detailed and intoxicatingly moody. It had the sexiest vampire couple you’d ever meet — Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston, the latter of which hated humans and referred to them as “zombies.”

Now Jarmusch has made an actual zombie movie, and sorry to say, they’re pretty standard-issue zombies, straight from any zombie movie you’ve seen before.

This isn’t to say “The Dead Don’t Die,” a hipster zombie comedy if ever there was one, has nothing going for it. Jarmusch’s cast is a veritable embarrassment of riches: Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Chloe Sevigny, Steve Buscemi, Tom Waits, Danny Glover, Selena Gomez, Rosie Perez and Iggy Pop, for starters.

It’s also drily funny, and raises the director’s deadpan aesthetic to a new level. It’s a trifle compared to much of his other work, and with all that talent, you wish the aim had been a bit higher. Still, if you’re a Jarmusch fan, you’ll surely have a good time — especially when things get really zany and the fourth wall comes tumbling down.

Swinton is back, not as a vampire, nor a zombie — but as a Scottish samurai warrior mortician. Swinton’s probably the only actor on the planet who can pull THAT off.

The locale is a town called Centerville, population 738 and “a real nice place,” according to the roadside sign. There’s one gas station, one diner, one police station — and three cops: chief Cliff (Murray, at peak Murray-ness) and officers Ronnie (Driver, the true master of deadpan here) and Mindy (Sevigny, a nervous Nellie in nerdy glasses).

As we begin, Cliff and Ronnie are investigating a stolen chicken claim lodged by the town’s resident racist farmer (Buscemi) against its resident hermit (Hermit Bob, aka Jarmusch stalwart Tom Waits). But it soon becomes clear that something more serious is happening.

Wristwatches stop working. Daylight is refusing to cede to darkness. Cell phones fail. “This isn’t going to end well, Cliff,” says Ronnie, a line he will utter more than once.

There are some clues on the news (Rosie Perez, playing a newscaster named Posie Juarez), with talk of the scourge of “polar fracking,” which is causing the earth to shift on its axis — but hey, the politicians say, it’s creating jobs. (This is as close as we come to a political message.) At a juvenile detention center, one kid immediately grasps the gravity of the axis-shift thing: it could be the end of the world.

And then the dirty hands start popping out of the graves. The first two zombies (Iggy Pop and Sara Driver, Jarmusch’s partner) unleash some disgusting havoc, feasting on human innards, until they spot something better.

“Coffee!” they gurgle, guzzling up the stuff. It seems these zombies gravitate toward things they liked when alive. (One zombie — the delightful Carol Kane — can’t stop saying “Chardonnay.” Others chant “Wi-Fi” and “Siri.”)

The cops remain clueless for a long while, at least the chief. As for Ronnie, “I’m thinkin’ zombies,” he says. “You know, the undead. Ghouls.” Meanwhile at the funeral home, mortician Zelda (Swinton) realizes the corpses she’s prettifying are suddenly waking up. With her samurai skills, however, nothing phases her. “I am confident in my ability to defend myself against the undead,” she declares in her Scottish brogue.

Filmmakers are forever finding new ways of depicting a zombie apocalypse. Now we have Jarmusch’s take, and while it’s a nice way to spend just short of two hours, it seems he could have sucked a little more out of those dusty old graves.

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