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‘Mummy’ gets entangled in a monster mishmash

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    Tom Cruise and Annabelle Wallis battle an ancient evil in the monster flick “The Mummy.”

“The Mummy”

*1/2

(PG-13, 1:50)

Of all the CGI-ed supernatural forces slung in Alex Kurtzman’s “The Mummy” (and, believe me, there are a lot), none can compete with the spectral spectacle of Tom Cruise, at 54.

He and his abs are almost creepily ageless. So it’s almost fitting that in one of the typically bonkers scenes in “The Mummy,” Cruise awakes naked and unscathed alongside cadavers in a morgue, where his bewildered character removes the tag attached to his toe. Indefatigable and unkillable, Cruise really is the undead. He’s like the anti-Steve Buscemi.

Yet Cruise and “The Mummy” — the opening salvo in Universal’s bid to birth its “Dark Universe” monster movie franchise — are a poor fit, and not the good kind, like “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.” There’s plenty of standard, cocky Tom Cruise leading-man stuff here: running, swimming, daredevil airplane acrobatics, more running. But his relentless forward momentum is sapped by the convoluted monster mishmash that engulfs “The Mummy,” a movie conceived and plotted like the monster version of Marvel. Increasingly, Cruise — like big-budget movies themselves — is running in circles.

He plays Nick Morton, a roguish Army sergeant who plunders antiquities from Iraq with his partner Chris Vail (Jake Johnson). In a remote village they, along with archaeologist Jenny Halsey (Annabelle Wallis), unearth a giant Egyptian tomb bathed in mercury. In it lies the Egyptian princess Ahmanet (Sofia Boutella), who was mummified alive after trying to unleash the evil Egyptian god of Set while killing her pharaoh father, his second wife and the newborn baby that would deny her the throne. Naturally, she’s going to get loose.

Back stories are shown as “The Mummy” stumbles out of its grave in a vain attempt to organize the story around two burial sites (the other is in London), the strange visions that begin plaguing Morton, and the search for a unifying principle for the Dark Universe. Mysterious apocalyptic happenings (a swarm of crows, a horde of rats, occasional ghouls) prompt a series of helter-skelter chase scenes that eventually lead Morton and Halsey to Prodigium, a stealth organization led by the dapper Dr. Henry Jekyll (Russell Crowe) that controls monstrous outbreaks, including those of its schizophrenic leader.

Prodigium would seem to be the connecting tissue for Universal’s shared universe, with plans for “Frankenstein,” “The Invisible Man,” “The Creature from the Black Lagoon” and more in the works. Much of “The Mummy” hinges on the monster, but it also endeavors to set up the characters — maybe even famous phantoms — to come. What the supposed value of having these movies “share” a universe is, I’m not sure.

Where these films could be fun is seeing a talented star play a big, theatrical character who would honor the ghosts of Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi. Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp are already lined up, so who knows?

For now we’re cursed with “The Mummy,” a muddled product lacking even the carefree spirit of the Brendan Fraser “Mummy” trilogy. There are moments of humor in the script, but Cruise isn’t the one (maybe Chris Pratt?) to pull off aloofly referring to the mummy as “the chick in the box.”

Cruise is put through the ringer. He remains game as a spiraling cargo plane spins him like laundry, and he careens through a double-decker bus. Like us moviegoers, he might have started wondering: What god have we angered?

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