In reality TV, you make decisions and redecorate houses, win prizes and become semi-famous. In reality Legislature, you make decisions, maybe get rearranged by the House and could become semi-infamous.
Like most successful lobbyists, Carleton Ching is a perfectly nice fellow, but this week, the state Senate wasn't thinking nice. It was thinking votes. Specifically, it was thinking how it could defend a vote for Ching, a longtime influential lobbyist for a major land developer, in the face of an increasingly potent environmental movement.
How good a friend do you have to be before you can tell your buddy "no"?
When the full state Senate votes on the nomination of Carleton Ching as chairman of the Board of Land and Natural Resources, it will also be weighing its very real friendship with Gov. David Ige.
I have heard that my Italian relations and Japanese in-laws could whip up a tasty dish with fish heads, but for most of us, the decision is to toss them out, hoping the garbage truck comes in the morning.
With its graceful sense of place, it is easy to miss the single thing that makes Hawaii's state Capitol special. It is not the lavish use of koa, the "Aquarius" mosaic or even the tilapia-filled broad ponds surrounding the five-story building.
Getting who you want on the University of Hawaii Board of Regents is getting trickier by the day. As it stands right now, four new regents, named by former Gov. Neil Abercrombie, are putting in the hours working and voting, but in reality they are in a very insecure limbo.
The 2016 race for mayor of Honolulu starts this morning in Foster Botanical Garden.
That is the location where at 8 a.m., Honolulu Mayor Kirk Caldwell is expected to give his State of the City address framing his upcoming year in office.
What is a winning University of Hawaii football team worth? And would you pay for it? Jeff Portnoy, UH regent, attorney and UH basketball commentator, recently mulled that over in a blog in this paper.
So you have this cart and you have this horse — which goes first? Because we are talking about Congress, you know that you put the cart before the horse. For instance, after two months of bombing the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria, the White House this week gave Congress a draft to authorize increased bombing.
Somehow it is not surprising that the Legislature needs a special committee to figure out where someone lives. Of course we are way past the era of phone books with names and addresses and everyone is living a virtual life somewhere on the cloud, but really, how hard can it be to figure out where Calvin Say lives?
It is about supply and demand. Not enough homes and prices soar, and that is why shelter in Hawaii costs so much. It is also about the numb faces of parents and children huddled under tarps in the rain on streets and beaches from Waianae to Kakaako.
If you live in Central Oahu or Leeward Oahu, I know what you talk about when you finally arrive at work: traffic. It takes nearly a half-hour to calm down after the morning and afternoon horror show that is the H-1.
Back in 2005, the Legislature should have called in Dr. Phil because the 76-member body turned out to be more of a major enabler than a maker of laws. Ten years ago, the debate was always about whether Honolulu would get rail.
What, no canoe? It may be a sign of our progress as a state that Gov. David Ige was able to deliver his first State of the State speech and not once in the half-hour address were we bundled into a canoe.
After two years running the House Finance Committee, state Rep. Sylvia Luke has become not so much an economic pessimist as a realist. Because the House introduces the state budget, Luke, a Makiki-Pauoa Democrat, gets first crack at Gov. David Ige's no-frills $13.3 billion, two-year general fund budget.
Hawaii's state Legislature may be on the forefront of a quiet revolution in American politics: voting exclusively with mail-in ballots. Senate President Donna Mercado Kim kicked off her opening day speech with a reference to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Where have all the flowers gone?"
Hoping that you won't notice a continued 12.5 percent tax increase seems about as realistic as Honolulu officials hoping that you won't notice the huge, concrete heavy rail system plowing through Oahu neighborhoods.
If good friends make good laws, we are setting up a mighty productive legislative session.
Democrats may run the Legislature, but there have always been Ds of different stripes ready to battle for causes ranging from GMO food labeling to hustling the military out of Makua Valley.
Next to watching videos of puppies and pandas, one of the best warm and fuzzy moments happens when you recycle stuff. You are doing good and feel every little bit helps. There is just a fulfilled sense of civic responsibility when you recycle all those papers, bags and bottles.
It is not by coincidence that Hawaiian Electric's flagship offices sit across the street from Iolani Palace. Hawaiian Electric and Hawaii's government are bound up together in Hawaii's evolving business climate.
He was certainly no boyish figure when at 37, Neil Abercrombie was first elected to the state House from Manoa, but the picture of him beaming with a bushy dark beard and pulled back long hair shows a man brimming of confidence.
After four years of Gov. Neil Abercrombie's shoot-from-the-hip leadership style, Democrats in the state Legislature are now expecting David Ige to be a governor who reaches for the conference call before the sound bite.
Legacies all come down to the bottom line. In reviewing the four-year administration of Gov. Neil Abercrombie, weigh it in terms of predecessors: Govs. George Ariyoshi, John Waihee, Ben Cayetano and Linda Lingle.
Just watching McKinley High School and University of Hawaii graduate Tammy Duckworth walk into a room leaves you in awe. It was just 10 years ago that a rocket-propelled grenade fired by insurgents north of Baghdad tore into a Black Hawk helicopter, with then-National Guard Capt. Duckworth sitting in the right pilot's seat.
One year has passed since Hawaii became the 15th state to legalize gay marriage. The state Capitol is still standing, few are saying "we warned you," and most politicians who voted both for and against same-sex marriage are back.
On Dec. 1, Gov.-elect David Ige will take the oath of office and become Hawaii's eighth governor. The Pearl City Democrat spent a half hour talking in detail to Star-Advertiser political columnist Richard Borreca about the campaign and his plans for the state.
What can you say about an election that nobody cared about? Yes, for those tracking elections and backing candidates, Campaign 2014 was fascinating -- but for most people in Hawaii, it was not even a big yawn.
Tuesday's election will start to show the transition of the generations, from boomers to millennials. Baby boomers, considered the dominant and most powerful generational group in politics, is giving way to an even larger demographic: boomers' kids, the millennial generation.
Oddly enough, the defining issue of this campaign season is something we don't do: tax pensions. The federal government taxes pensions, 40 states tax pensions, and while Hawaii's general excise tax gets a piece of the action every time money changes hands, we do not tax pensions.
It was October 2011 and Gov. Neil Abercrombie's chief of staff and communications director, as well as their deputies, had resigned, when a national political polling firm rated the long-serving Democrat as the least popular governor in the United States.
Tie-tie. Is that really the race for Hawaii's 1st Congressional District with 10 days to go before Election Day? The new Hawaii Poll shows state Rep. Mark Takai, a Pearl City Democrat, and former U.S. Rep. Charles Djou, a Republican and former Hawaii Kai Councilman, knotted at 47 percent, with 7 percent undecided.
It appears the Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission could devote some of Wednesday to chewing on the Pacific Resource Partnership, which, because of the money it flings around, is one of our most influential political players.
Political races always come down to turning out your voters. The difference this year is finding a way to first fire them up. Republicans and Democrats appear to be marching into the closing days of the race for governor with much of the same game plans that have brought Democrats success and Republicans defeat in past years.
In a historic year that saw the unheard of defeat of a sitting Democratic governor in a Hawaii primary and now features more than a dozen debates and forums in the general election, there is still fuzziness about this year's contest.
You have to go back 20 years to find a Hawaii race for governor as dicey as the upcoming contest next month. Back in 1994, there were three major combatants: the Democratic lieutenant governor, Ben Cayetano; the Republican, former U.S. Rep. Pat Saiki; and the newly minted independent, Honolulu Mayor Frank Fasi.
Once again the Hono-lulu City Council is the proving ground for lousy ethics. Today's culprit is state Rep. Romy Cachola, 76, who had served 16 years in the state House, 10 years on the Honolulu City Council and was re-elected to the House from Kalihi-Kai in 2010.
Here is state Sen. David Ige's plan to become governor: He wants to have a chat with you. There are no plans to raise $2 million, nothing about getting the fastest-talking, most-savvy mainland political whiz, and nothing in the daily planner about winning each news cycle.
The race for governor is confounding because of a number: 157,000. Politicians run with their heart, but in the background there is also a spreadsheet running, calculating and recalculating what you need to win.
Bob Awana is back in politics. The long-serving Linda Lingle adviser, called by the former GOP governor as her "campaign adviser for life," is working on the gubernatorial campaign of former GOP Lt. Gov. James "Duke" Aiona.
It was Bob Oshiro, the late Democratic Party guru, who explained how to do the math in an election. "You win elections by addition, not subtraction," Oshiro, who ran five winning governors' races, would say.
Endings rarely go well in politics. State funerals and crushing defeats end political careers in ways filled with bad feelings. It is best to leave a winner. "Graceful exiters are highly motivated," Hawaii's own David Heenan writes in his book, "Leaving on Top, Graceful Exits for Leaders."
Republicans are firming up a public strategy to use in the race for governor.
The historic rejection of Democratic Gov. Neil Abercrombie by fellow Democrats in the primary election empowers the GOP to argue for its candidate, former Lt. Gov. James "Duke" Aiona.
Layoffs are coming next week for some of the state's public employees because it doesn't have enough money to pay them. On Aug. 22, the Hawaii Health Systems Corp. wrote its 4,000 employees explaining that it would "implement a systemwide reduction in force."
First it was all Dwayne Yoshina's fault that Hawaii's elections ran poorly. Back in 1998, politicians ranging from Colleen Hanabusa to Linda Lingle so howled at Yoshina's performance that the 1998 election was recounted, all 412,000 ballots.
David Lassner's $375,000 annual salary is a lot of public money -- but consider that on a good day, being university president fulfills the definition of being pecked to death by ducks, and on a bad day, it is more like living in a cage with a hundred weasels.
The high-profile debate about genetically modified food is not showing up as much as a political cause at the polls. Most of the Hawaii candidates who opposed GMO food or supported GMO labeling did not do well in the Aug. 9 primary election.
From the rear-view mirror of the Abercrombie behemoth, David Ige must have looked like a joke. The 57-year-old Pearl City Democrat was just barely there. Where were Ige's principled stands, his fiery oratory and undying ability to outshout everyone in the house?
An Abercrombie victory or Ige win in Hawaii's race for governor is going to be just half of the story. Although this column was written before Saturday's Democratic primary, part of the outcome is already known.
As we hunker down for whatever Iselle and Julio fling our way, consider this a teachable moment.
Not so much for hurricane readiness, because the long lines at Costco for SPAM, bottled water and gas already show how we did in the preparation department.
For Gov. Neil Abercrombie, his looming defeat in the Aug. 9 Democratic primary would be historic; for state Sen. David Ige, his selection as the Democrats' candidate for the November general election would be nothing short of miraculous.
All across the state, the people are starting to speak. The mail-in ballots are pouring in and voters are walking into absentee polling centers. I visited the Kapolei Hale and Honolulu Hale absentee centers this week.
When political races get close in Hawaii, the big question turns to how the neighbor islands will vote. Oahu may have the most voters, but if candidates are running even in Honolulu, then the balance can tip with the decisions of folks on Maui, Kauai and Hawaii island.
If you insist on walking into an actual polling booth for this primary election, Monday is your first chance, as that's when absentee voting starts. If you are a permanent absentee voter, your ballot should be on your kitchen table ready to fill out.
When he was in the state Senate, Ben Cayetano introduced legislation to abolish the office of lieutenant governor, saying it was useless. And that was back when the office had more duties than presiding over name changes.
Patsy Mink is in it representing the 2nd Congressional District. Neil Abercrombie, with shoulder-length dark brown hair, is representing the 1st, and Dan Akaka and Dan Inouye are beaming, looking marvelous. Peering over President Bill Clinton's shoulder is Al Gore, then vice president.
A punching bag is a suspended stuffed bag that is punched for exercise. A political punching bag is pummeled during election years by politicians to impress voters. The health of Hawaii's state budget is one of the most accessible political punching bags around.